Kevin Graham -- Winner!

Kevin wins this week for suggesting the concept of organizing a Haiku contest for the Zephyr Cup - And then not following up on it.

English Haiku, unless done in Mockery (e.g. Mullet Haiku), is stupid.  Organising a contest would cause dozens to write bad Haiku and then force others to have to review and judge said bad Haiku.  That would be just wrong.  But talking about it followed by a "Let's not and say we did" - is just genius.

Zephyr Cup Haiku.

Monumental waste of time.

Because it are dumb.

Keep up the lack of effort, Kevin.  You wear it well.