Jeremy takes bribery to a new level for the Search team by throwing down a Washington to sway the judges. And they were swayed. Jeremy wins despite the fact that only seconds after bribing the Search team, he realised he had no more money for the Coke machine.
Not to leave a potential briber in the lurch, the Search Team graciously gave, out of their own recently inflated wallets, a dollar to Jeremy to get a himself a drink.
Let this be a lesson to all wanting to earn the Top Ramen spot. Bribery will get you somewhere.
Note: Pictured above is the new Zephyr Cup, the award passed from winner to winner each week with the winners name artfully "engraved" in "100% pure" "silver."
Congrats J.B. and keep the Washington's flowing!

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