Kevin Graham -- Winner!

Kevin wins this week for suggesting the concept of organizing a Haiku contest for the Zephyr Cup - And then not following up on it.

English Haiku, unless done in Mockery (e.g. Mullet Haiku), is stupid.  Organising a contest would cause dozens to write bad Haiku and then force others to have to review and judge said bad Haiku.  That would be just wrong.  But talking about it followed by a "Let's not and say we did" - is just genius.

Zephyr Cup Haiku.

Monumental waste of time.

Because it are dumb.

Keep up the lack of effort, Kevin.  You wear it well.

Hat Friday at CoffeeTime

Hat Friday was a roaring success as many people wore their hats (or quickly made one) at Search123's famous Coffee Time.

Jeremy Borakove - Winner!

Jeremy takes bribery to a new level for the Search team by throwing down a Washington to sway the judges.  And they were swayed.  Jeremy wins despite the fact that only seconds after bribing the Search team, he realised he had no more money for the Coke machine.

Not to leave a potential briber in the lurch, the Search Team graciously gave, out of their own recently inflated wallets, a dollar to Jeremy to get a himself a drink.

Let this be a lesson to all wanting to earn the Top Ramen spot.  Bribery will get you somewhere.

Note:  Pictured above is the new Zephyr Cup, the award passed from winner to winner each week with the winners name artfully "engraved" in "100% pure" "silver."

Congrats J.B.  and keep the Washington's  flowing!

Demian L'Ecuyooter -- Winner!

Congrats Daemion!  The first winner of twenty-ten earns his top spot on the top ramen list by not being here last week!  Actually, the Awards Committee was uncertain whether or not he was here or not last week - but because no one could remember - we decided his absence or our perception of his absense had the same net affect for us all.  Thanks Dameon and keep up the good work.