Curtis Guffee -- Winner!

In this Virtual re-creation, we see all that Curtis went through to win the award.

Curtis wins this week for having a sink hole-sized hole installed in his back.  Curt went to the Doctor and they decided to install a sink hole in Curt's back.  Although the above is simply a re-creation, you can see that he went through a whole lot just to get the Top Ramen Award.

By my reckoning, anyone willing  to install a sinkhole in their back just to win a prize, earns it.

So way to go, Curt!  But don't do it again.