Monday, March 22, 2010

Chad McCormack - Winner!

Chad McCormack - Largest Winner Yet!
Chad pulls in the Top Ramen award for the week for two (2) stellar reasons.  First, he has been here for "God Knows How Long"* and has never scheduled a meeting.  As we all know, meetings are intended to be the pinnacle of productivity, but seldom are.  The Top Ramen Award, in contrast, was intended to be a mediocre award, but is now the pinnacle of Human achievement. (see link at top of page).  By not scheduling meetings, he inadvertently triggered a self submission into the Top Ramen Contest.  Because it was inadvertent and not scheduled - clearly, he won. 

The second reason is that Chad is the largest non-threatening person most of us have ever met.  Lets keep it that way by congratulating him all week!

*The phrase "God Knows How Long" refers to the fact that nobody knows how long he has been here - but God clearly does.  It is not to be confused with the statement "God knows Howie Long", which, though true, is inapplicable in this context.

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